David and Larry were teachers in the local high school.
One day, the weather was very hot, so they wanted to swim
in the nearby lake. They didn’t bring their swimming-trunks,
but since they were all alone, they didn’t care.
They undressed and got into the water for a long, refreshing swim.
Refreshed, they were halfway back up the beach to the spot
where they’d left their clothes, when a group of students from
the high school came along. Unable to get to their clothes
in time,David covered his privates, and Larry covered his face
while they ran for cover in the bushes.
After the students wandered on and the men got dressed
again, David asked Larry why he covered his face rather than
his privates.Larry replied, “I don’t know about you, but it’s
my face they would recognize in the school.”