A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

哈哈，B被忽悠了，楼主昨天不是说发完要附带一份中文对照的吗，怎么没有了，还好这个简单些，看得懂

开始想把翻译复制进来的，然后自己看了一遍好简单啊，我怕复制进来，大伙说我小看别人的英文水平。。