A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”“That’s terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
医生对病人说，“我有一个坏消息和一个更坏的消息。”“哎呦，妈呀！坏消息是什么？”病人问。医生回答，“你只能活不超过24个小时。”“太可怕了”，病人说，“还能有什么比这还糟？”医生说，“我从昨天开始就一直试图联系你。”

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