1. Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上  
2. How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3 .You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up!
  你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！              
4 .You ask me，me ask who？ 你问我，我问谁              
5. We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？　                    
6. No three no four. 不三不四      
7. One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述
8. Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎  
9. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
10. people moumtain people sea 人山人海

I will give you some color to see see，最中意这句

老外能懂不？

估计是要在中国呆过的老外才能懂

搞笑

long time no see，it's a long time

One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died!

I will give you some color to see see

真是搞笑，中国人肯定能明白。呵呵