一 雷人翻译
1. we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁啊？
2. how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你？
3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you. 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 .
4. You Give Me Stop!!! 你给我站住！
5. American Chinese not enough. 美中不足.
6. heart flower angry open . 心花怒放 .
7. go past no mistake past .走过路过,不要错过.
8. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条.
9. you have two down son. 你有两下子.
10. Stupid stupid want to move . 蠢蠢欲动。
11. horse horse tiger tiger . 马马虎虎
12. good good study, Day day up! 好好学习，天天向上！
13. You give me small heart little！ 你给我小心点！
14. people mountain people sea. 人山人海.
15. red face knowing me. 红颜知己.
（怎么样？哈哈～ 雷倒你了吗？）
二 雷人对话
1. A: hello, watch sister!
B: hello, watch brother!
Ａ：你好，表妹！
Ｂ：你好，表哥！
(唉，这俩老表，表来表去。。。)
2. 小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
（呵呵，小明的数学学得真好！）
if you want money i have no ,if you want life i have one
要钱没有要命一条
